A bag of bones in his pocket.

Man, I want to go to the ballgame today. Tough part is finding somebody else to go. Going to ballgames by yourself is even more pathetic, I think, than going to movies by yourself. Ballgames are less completely engrossing. You're supposed to have conversations during ballgames. I really feel like a dog and a beer. And some baseball. Dang. Anybody wanna go?