You're drivin' your momma and papa insane.
Drinking alone again tonight. This time it's a bottle of $4.99 spanish vino from Ray's Liquor Center. I probably could have gotten this bottle for $2.99 at Trader Joe's. Or I could have potentially traded a bag of magic beans for it. Or real beans. And not that many of them. The wine's not great. But it does have booze in it, so it appears to be doing all the essential deeds. These days a couple of glasses of wine and I'm dancing topless on the table.
I just finished watching some crappy Wim Wenders movie called "The End of Violence." It was crappy. What is up with Wim Wenders?!?! Why do his movies blow chunks?? I couldn't stand that other one of his movies, I'm forrgettting the name right now. But "Until the End of the World," theough the music was sweet0-ass, the movie super-sucked. I ask you: what is up with Wim Wenders and his crappy-ass movies??
I also rented two other movies from Citizen Video, given that it's three-fer tuesday. (That's only funny if you're from Lawrence, Kansas. But if you're from Lawrence, it's hilarious.) I got "The Three Buriels of Melquiades Estrada" or "Mequeliadas Estrada" or "Michelob Estrada" or however that guy's name is spelled and/or pronounced. Also "The Night Porter." I got the last one mainly because it has a sexy picture of Charlotte Rampling on the cover, though she is wearing a Nazi uniform (or parts of a Nazi uniform). I guess that detracts from the overall sexiness of the picture. But it's still pretty sexy. I hope the movie's good. I suppose I could just stare at the picture for 122 minutes.
But I have a hunch that Wim Wenders could have all the sexy Charlotte Ramlings in the world in his mvoies, and they'd still be crappy. But that's just a hunch. A mere supposition. A fully falisifiable hypothesisiosis.
There has surely got to be some sort of techno-mashup word for drunk blogging. How about "drogging?" No. Blunking? Eh...maybe. Sounds to much like "spelunking." Shitfacelogging? Mmm...too many letters, I suspect. Wastelogging? Whatever. There's probably some word out there already. I'm not qualified to come up with all of these words on my own, people. Why don't you people try shouldering the dang load every once in awhile?!? "Drugging?" Maybe. It sounds a little like what Alex De Large used to do in A Clockwork Orange. Oh, and I guess it's exactly the same word as "drugging," meaning to take drugs. I give up.
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I just finished watching some crappy Wim Wenders movie called "The End of Violence." It was crappy. What is up with Wim Wenders?!?! Why do his movies blow chunks?? I couldn't stand that other one of his movies, I'm forrgettting the name right now. But "Until the End of the World," theough the music was sweet0-ass, the movie super-sucked. I ask you: what is up with Wim Wenders and his crappy-ass movies??
I also rented two other movies from Citizen Video, given that it's three-fer tuesday. (That's only funny if you're from Lawrence, Kansas. But if you're from Lawrence, it's hilarious.) I got "The Three Buriels of Melquiades Estrada" or "Mequeliadas Estrada" or "Michelob Estrada" or however that guy's name is spelled and/or pronounced. Also "The Night Porter." I got the last one mainly because it has a sexy picture of Charlotte Rampling on the cover, though she is wearing a Nazi uniform (or parts of a Nazi uniform). I guess that detracts from the overall sexiness of the picture. But it's still pretty sexy. I hope the movie's good. I suppose I could just stare at the picture for 122 minutes.
But I have a hunch that Wim Wenders could have all the sexy Charlotte Ramlings in the world in his mvoies, and they'd still be crappy. But that's just a hunch. A mere supposition. A fully falisifiable hypothesisiosis.
There has surely got to be some sort of techno-mashup word for drunk blogging. How about "drogging?" No. Blunking? Eh...maybe. Sounds to much like "spelunking." Shitfacelogging? Mmm...too many letters, I suspect. Wastelogging? Whatever. There's probably some word out there already. I'm not qualified to come up with all of these words on my own, people. Why don't you people try shouldering the dang load every once in awhile?!? "Drugging?" Maybe. It sounds a little like what Alex De Large used to do in A Clockwork Orange. Oh, and I guess it's exactly the same word as "drugging," meaning to take drugs. I give up.
End transmission.
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